Never take a date to a strip club

Hello today is the first day of my blog. In my blog I will be giving observations, opinions and have some fun and games a long the way. Though I do not mean to offend some of my observations and life experiences and what I call fun and games seem to offend those easily offended, to those people I apologize. Now this may and this may not be the blog for you. So you’ve now that you’ve been warned hope you like my blog if not kiss my blogity blog blog.

So let’s begin. Ever been to a strip club? If so how many times? I haven’t been to many strip clubs, in fact I can count on my hand how many times I’ve actually been to a strip club, yeah if my hand had 103 fingers.. Don’t I wish. But no really it’s been 6 times and one go go bar and they call it go go for a reason, cause when you walk in and see the dancers you turn to your friend, he asked should we stay and you say to him go go and push him out the door, but that’s another story for another time.

Ok advice time: if you’re with a girl and your just starting off a relationship with her or its maybe the beginnings of starting one even if she asked don’t take her to a strip club. It sounds fun some girls like do something you like together but it’s not that fun. For one it’s hard to keep your attention on your date. It’s like being with your girl at a sports bar, the game is on and your sitting across from the TV and she talks to you and your eyes drift to the TV it’s like that but the TVs are dancing around, bouncing back and forth and sometimes upside down on a pole… literally the boob tube. Usually if the strippers are hot it’s a good thing but if you bring a girl (and most girls have their own body issues), she may voice her insecurities. The only way to make her feel good if the strippers aren’t that hot, then she thinks “I’m hotter then these girls I could be a stripper” but seriously if the girl your with is better looking then the strippers why are you at that strip club? What if she likes the strip club a little too much. I mean in theory it’s hot to see a girl into a girl but when it’s your girl do you really need the competition. You could easily be George or Ross in an episode of Seinfeld or Friends. So those are my reasons why you should not bring a girl to a strip club. Feel better now? I do, I feel so good I’m dedicating at least two more blogets to strip clubs.. what are strip clubs like in Mexico and what is best strip club songs and the worst. Oh and a little snippet of my weekend with a dead bird. No I didn’t hit it with my car this time. I’ll tell you all about it later. Till then stay in touch and out of trouble.